2/14/06 –Valentines day
A plain backpack, made of sturdy leather. It's quite small but offers
enough space to store a couple of things.
It is in prime condition.
The leather backpack contains:
A nut, an elven wine, a large iron oil-lamp, a simple leather bag, a small
steel key, two soft black balls, a soft red ball, three silver coins and two
berry surprises.
A furry cute male hamster.
Vash tells Ez in Common: Oh. I meant to ask someone. Do you know the story
with this tree?
Ez plays on the fiddle and hums the melody of 'The journey'.
Ez ponders the situation.
You get an elven wine.
Ez plays a false chord on the instrument.
A fine red wine made from only the finest grapes grown in the forests of
ElvanDar.
Ez plays on the fiddle and hums the melody of 'The journey'.
Hmmmmm.
Ez is a purple-haired graceful female elf.
She has scars on her nose.
She has silver eyes.
She has extremely long purple hair.
She is of normal height and of normal weight for an elf.
She looks hideous.
She is in good shape.
She is extremely alert.
She is wearing a gray robe, a left leather boot, a left leather gauntlet, a
right leather boot, a small leather backpack and a wooden white fiddle.
She is resting.
Ez plays a false chord on the instrument.
Ez comments musically in Common: Something about growing from a dragon
heart, I think.
Ez plays on the fiddle and hums the melody of 'The journey'.
Ez studies the fiddle carefully.
Vash goes hmmmm.
You give an elven wine to Ez.
You tell Ez in Common: I found this in
ElvanDar. You're an elf so you can
have it.
Ez plays on the fiddle and hums the melody of 'The journey'.
Vash asks Ez in Common: And no one has been able to remove it yet...?
Ez looks at the drink.
Ez plays on the fiddle and hums the melody of 'The journey'.
Ez comments musically in Common: Ooo.
Ez drinks from an elven wine.
Vash grins amusedly at Ez.
Ez drops a glass.
Ez plays on the fiddle and hums the melody of 'The journey'.
: You chat: just the reaction i was looking for! now only if i had more
: Ez chats: lol
: Vash chats: I can see it already...a drunken elf telling about a
dragon-tree.
Ez plays on the fiddle and hums the melody of 'The journey'.
: Vash chats: I see a log coming on? =P
//-Called it, but for the wrong reason-//
Ez stops playing and singing.
Ez goes hmmmm.
Ez gets an ornamented lyre, a small double drum and a wooden simple flute
from the backpack.
: You chat: im too lazy to log
//-As it turns out I wasn't-//
Ez removes a fiddle.
Ez wears a lyre on her right hand.
Ez plays a chord and starts singing.
Ez plays on the lyre and hums the melody of 'The Ranger Song'.
Ez sings in a goofy voice in Common: Oh I'm a loyal ranger,
Ez sings in a goofy voice in Common: The forest is my home.
Ez sings in a goofy voice in Common: And with my pointy arrows,
Ez sings in a goofy voice in Common: In search of boars I roam!
Ez plays on the lyre and hums the melody of 'The Ranger Song'.
Ez sings in a goofy voice in Common: We rangers like to shoot stuff
Ez sings in a goofy voice in Common: And drink away our woes.
Ez sings in a goofy voice in Common: But when we go to battle,
Ez sings in a goofy voice in Common: We barf upon our foes!
Ez plays on the lyre and hums the melody of 'The Ranger Song'.
Ez sings in a goofy voice in Common: Oh I'm a loyal ranger,
You giggle.
Ez sings in a goofy voice in Common: My body's sizzling hot.
You giggle.
Ez sings in a goofy voice in Common: But only boars will see it...
Ez sings in a goofy voice in Common: Except when I get caught!
Ez plays on the lyre and hums the melody of 'The Ranger Song'.
You grin.
Ez sings in a goofy voice in Common: We rangers keep some secrets
Ez sings in a goofy voice in Common: Not known to other men -
Ez sings in a goofy voice in Common: Like where the boars are
hiding
Ez sings in a goofy voice in Common: When we want sex again!
Ez plays on the lyre and hums the melody of 'The Ranger Song'.
Ez sings in a goofy voice in Common: Oh I'm a loyal ranger,
You giggle.
Ez sings in a goofy voice in Common: I die and die and die!
Vash smiles amusedly.
Ez sings in a goofy voice in Common: And all the boars adore me,
Slight snowflakes fall down from the clouded sky. Some wind blows
from the east
Ez sings in a goofy voice in Common: I'm such a lucky guy!
Ez plays on the lyre and hums the melody of 'The Ranger Song'.
You giggle.
Ez sings in a goofy voice in Common: Oh some of us like women,
Ez sings in a goofy voice in Common: And some of us like men.
You grin.
Ez sings in a goofy voice in Common: But all of us are willing
You snicker.
Ez sings in a goofy voice in Common: To hump a boar again!
Ez stops playing and singing.
You giggle wildly.
You applaud to Ez.
Hmmmmm.
Ez clambers to her feet.
Ez takes a bow.
You ask Ez in Common: whats sex?
Ez plops down on the ground.
Vash goes ack!
Ez snickers.
Ez comments musically in Common: Umm...
Vash whispers something to Ez.
Ez tells you in Common: Something that rhymes with hex.
Ez nods firmly.
You scratch your head.
You ask in Common: but what is it?
Vash clears his throat.
Ez ponders the situation.
You ask in Common: Does it have anything to do with playing chess in bed?
Ez comments musically in Common: I'm NOT demonstrating!
Ez pokes you in the ribs.
Ez scratches her head.
Ez comments musically in Common: Chess?
Ez ponders the situation.
Vash tells you in Common: Sex is...it's another word for eating. Yes. Quite so.
Vash nods seriously.
Ez tells you in Common: Ask a ranger.
Ez tells you in Common: They do it with boars all the time.
Ez winks.
You ask Ez in Common: why?
Vash shudders.
You scratch your head.
You cutely babble in Common: rangers eat boars?
You try to look thoughtful.
Vash nods firmly.
You emote: Triana slaps her forehead.
Uh, duhhh... Feeling stupid, eh?
You cutely babble in Common: of course, I knew that
You try to look thoughtful.
Vash wipes sweat from his brow.
You cutely babble in Common: so does Mister Yegerfin have sex?
Ez goes ack!
Ez shudders.
You cutely babble in Common: he eats boars
The day has begun.
Vash tells you in Common: Of course... most, er, everyone you'll find...that is to say, they...
Vash wipes sweat from his brow.
Clouds cover the sky and it snows slightly. Some wind blows from
the east
Ez tells you in Common: Well, I think that mental image saved me from
having to put snow in my shirt...
You ask Ez in Common: why would you put snow down your shirt?
Ez tells you in Common: Thinking about...ermmm, eating boars with someone...
Vash tells you in Common: Uh, you see, it's uh...very simple.
Ez stares off into space and drools slightly.
Vash tells you in Common: When people eat boars, the tradition is to
put snow down your shirt. I'm sure she was just...hungry.
Vash nods seriously.
Ez goes hmmmm.
You scratch your head.
Ez tells Vash in Common: You can say that again.
Ez throws her head back and cackles with glee!
Vash mutters something to himself.
Ez clambers to her feet.
Ez bangs her head into the tree.
Ez comments musically in Common: Ow.
Vash clears his throat.
You ask in Common: Is that part of sex too?
Ez plops down on the ground.
Ez tells you in Common: Only if you're really kinky...
Ez snickers.
You ask in Common: Kinky?
Vash mutters in Common: Dear gods...
Ez tells you in Common: There's err...more than one way to eat a
boar.
Ez winks.
Vash whispers something to Ez.
You ask in Common: There is? Like what different ways?
Ez whispers something to Vash.
Ez whines.
Vash sighs sadly.
Ez comments musically in Common: Like hmm...
Vash tells you in Common: Some people like to...eat boars...while
causing themselves physical pain. Indeed.
Ez's eyes go unfocused again.
Vash clears his throat.
Ez clambers to her feet.
Ez bangs her head into the tree some more.
Ez goes hmmmm.
The long-legged menacing male elf gracefully enters from north.
The bouncy cheerful female halfling strolls in from north.
The pointy-eared solemn male elf gracefully enters from north.
The bald slender male elf gracefully enters from north.
You ask Vash in Common: why?
Vash tells you in Common: It's...more tradition. Adult stuff. You
know.
You scratch your head.
The long-legged menacing male elf gracefully leaves north.
The bouncy cheerful female halfling strolls out north.
The pointy-eared solemn male elf gracefully leaves north.
The bald slender male elf gracefully leaves north.
You ask Vash in Common: what sorta adult stuff?
Vash twitches.
Vash asks Ez in Common: Why don't you handle this one...?
Here in the middle of a small clearing merge two solid roads. The main road
continues to the southeast towards a large grass plain, and to the
northwest it leads deeper into the surrounding forest. The other road,
basically only a narrow path, starts to the north. To the west begins the
slope of a small hill, which has a ruin on its top. A road sign has been
erected here and a large stone building stands near the roadside.
There are loads of snow in here.
There are four obvious exits: inn, northR, southeastR,northwestR.
A huge heap of wooden arrows, a bronze axe, a glass and a sparkling white
tree.
Ez and Vash is resting here is laying here, looking at the sky..
Ez comments musically in Common: Err uhh...
Ez tells you in Common: Well some boars you fry, and sometimes you bake them, and sometimes you make
bacon...
Ez tells you in Common: And sometimes you burn yourself on the stove.
Ez winces.
You cutely babble in Common: what if its over an open fire?
Ez goes ack!
Ez comments musically in Common: Then, sometimes you run around screaming because you're on fire.
Ez shudders.
Vash scratches his nose.
You ask in Common: So...what if you burn your mouth?
Ez comments musically in Common: Then it's...err, really hot.
Ez nods seriously.
You try to look thoughtful.
Hmmmmm.
You cutely babble in Common: so...sex is when you eat boar meat and burn yourself...which is kinky?
Vash coughs.
Vash tells you in Common: It's...um, yes. But most people just prefer it to be called "eating.".
Vash nods, twitching
Ez thinks . o O (oooo...).
You try to look thoughtful.
Vash mutters something along the lines of "too many questions...".
You ask in Common: So...everyone has sex because everyone eats?
Ez plops down on the ground.
Ez gets a book with the title 'The Frog Prince' from the backpack.
Ez fans herself with the book.
Vash tells you in Common: Quite so...they're interchangable terms. Yes.
But, eating is the proper term.
: Vash chats: all that's left after this is Triana going around
spouting "LET'S HAVE SEX!"
Ez tells you in Common: Yeah some people think sex is dirty...crusaders
won't even do it.
Ez nods seriously.
You cutely babble in Common: but I've seen Ramandu and Mister Mathias eat boars
Vash starts to sweat.
Vash asks in Common: ...is it hot out here, or is that just me?
You check the weather and see:
Clouds cover the sky and it snows slightly. Some wind blows from
the east
Ez comments musically in Common: I think it's hot out here.
You cutely babble in Common: i think its just you
Ez fans herself with the book again.
You cutely babble in Common: im cold
Vash's eye twitches.
Vash tells you in Common: Well, uh, see, there's a simple explanation for that.
Vash asks Ez in Common: Ez?
Ez ponders the situation.
Ez asks Vash in Common: Do you think she can handle the truth?
Vash goes ack!
Vash wildly shakes his head in disagreement to Ez.
Ez whispers something to Vash.
Ez snickers.
Vash clears his throat.
Vash speaks clearly in Common: Uh...er...I suppose so...
Vash twitches.
You ask in Common: The truth?
You raise an eyebrow.
You ask in Common: Have you been lying to me?
Ez comments musically in Common: It's sad, really.
Ez tells you in Common: See, after all the stuff the rangers did to the
boars...Ramandu and Mathias had to eat them to put them out of their
misery.
Ez sniffles.
You ask in Common: What did the rangers do to the boars? Did they hump them? Whats that?
Ez comments musically in Common: It's uhh...when you ride a boar
around, and it runs into a tree.
You ask in Common: What does that have to do with sex?
Ez comments musically in Common: Poor things were mentally unbalanced. Why do you think they run from
people all the time?
You cutely babble in Common: so...If I rode a boar around and crashed it into a
tree...I would be humping it?
Ez nods to you.
Ez comments musically in Common: And then Mathias would hafta eat it.
You cutely babble in Common: but I thought you said crusaders didnt do sex
Ez comments musically in Common: Well, they partly worship Evren, right?
Ez comments musically in Common: Boars are creatures of Evren.
Ez comments musically in Common: So when a boar's been humped too much,
a crusader can put it out of its misery by eating it.
Ez nods seriously.
You cutely babble in Common: but you said earlier that crusaders didnt do sex, you're contradicting
yourself
Vash tells you in Common: We all have to make sacrifices!
Vash nods firmly.
: You chat: afk, dont do anything while im gone
Only small clouds share the sky with the winter sun. Some wind
blows from the west.
: You chat: back
: Vash chats: wow, that was fast.
//-I am so lucky the bathroom is ten steps away. Total afk time was less than 2 minutes-//
Ez agrees with Vash.
You cutely babble in Common: wait wait
Ez tells you in Common: But it's not something they're proud of, you might not wanna mention it to
them...
You scratch your head.
You cutely babble in Common: so...only Crusaders dont do sex?
Ez ponders the situation.
Vash tells you in Common: Um...it really has to do with personal preference...
You ask in Common: So...does every one do sex?
Vash thinks: . o O { She just had to sing that damned song... }.
Vash tells you in Common: No! Only those who like it!
Vash twitches.
Ez comments musically in Common: Some people are vegetarians.
Ez nods firmly.
Ez comments musically in Common: But...I like meat once in a while.
Ez drools.
Vash coughs.
Ez is a purple-haired graceful female elf.
She has scars on her nose.
She has silver eyes.
She has extremely long purple hair.
She is of normal height and of normal weight for an elf.
She looks hideous.
She is in good shape.
She is extremely alert.
She is wearing a gray robe, a left leather boot, a left leather gauntlet, a
right leather boot, a right leather gauntlet and a small leather backpack.
She is resting.
Ez grins at Vash.
You try to look thoughtful.
You cutely babble in Common: so...Is Mister Shalun someone who doesnt do sex?
Ez coughs.
Ez fans herself with the book some more.
Vash scratches his nose.
Here in the middle of a small clearing merge two solid roads. The main road
continues to the southeast towards a large grass plain, and to the
northwest it leads deeper into the surrounding forest. The other road,
basically only a narrow path, starts to the north. To the west begins the
slope of a small hill, which has a ruin on its top. A road sign has been
erected here and a large stone building stands near the roadside.
There are loads of snow in here.
There are four obvious exits: inn, northR, southeastR, northwestR.
A huge heap of wooden arrows, a glass and a sparkling white tree.
Ez is resting here and Vash is resting here is laying here, looking at the sky..
You ask in Common: What about dwarves? They eat rats, do they still do
sex?
Ez ponders the situation.
Vash speaks clearly in Common: V-vegetarians. And, uh...er...I mean,
uh...
Vash twitches.
Ez comments musically in Common: I don't even wanna think about
that.
Ez shudders.
You try to look thoughtful.
Ez comments musically in Common: I think dwarves are too busy cutting
trees down with elves in them.
Ez frowns.
You cutely babble in Common: Mister Yegerfin calls Mister Jahlad and Mister
Eiderich dwarves
You try to look thoughtful.
You cutely babble in Common: do they do sex?
Ez comments musically in Common: That's just because they mine really good.
You cutely babble in Common: oh
Ez coughs.
Ez comments musically in Common: Err...
Ez comments musically in Common: That's umm...kinda private.
Ez nods seriously.
You ask in Common: Knowing whether someone eats boars or not is private?
Vash clears his throat.
Ez comments musically in Common: ...It's not what you eat, but how you eat it.
Ez licks her lips.
Vash speaks clearly in Common: Well...some people want to hide their meat intake!
Vash twitches madly.
Vash coughs.
Ez looks at Vash.
You scratch your head.
Here in the middle of a small clearing merge two solid roads. The main road
continues to the southeast towards a large grass plain, and to the
northwest it leads deeper into the surrounding forest. The other road,
basically only a narrow path, starts to the north. To the west begins the
slope of a small hill, which has a ruin on its top. A road sign has been
erected here and a large stone building stands near the roadside.
There are loads of snow in here.
There are four obvious exits: inn, northR, southeastR,
northwestR.
A huge heap of wooden arrows, a glass and a sparkling white tree.
Ez is resting here and Vash is resting here is laying here, looking at the sky..
Vash wipes sweat from his brow.
You cutely babble in Common: so...if someone guzzled down boar meat really
fast...or really slowly, they would want to hide it?
You look very confused.
Vash clears his throat.
Vash spits on the ground.
Ez's eyes go unfocused again.
Vash tells you in Common: It's just...some people are just concerned with...their weight.
Yes, that's it.
Ez nods to Vash.
Ez tells Vash in Common: Couldn't have said it better myself.
Ez grins.
Vash clears his throat.
Vash thinks: . o O { It's not like I WANT to be saying this... }.
You ask in Common: Their weight? Why? Its not like they're going to be crawling all over the meat and
crushing it are they?
Vash speaks clearly in Common: Um...yes...that is, if they're trying to...hump it! Yes, remember,
crashing boars into trees?
Vash starts to sweat.
You try to look thoughtful.
Ez twitches.
You cutely babble in Common: soo...people are worried about crushing the meat because they are afraid
they wont be able to run boars into trees if they do?
Only small clouds share the sky with the winter sun. Some wind
blows from the west.
Vash twitches.
Vash speaks clearly in Common: Uh...what I meant to say was, uh...
Ez comments musically in Common: Well, crushed meat isn't really good for much.
Vash speaks clearly in Common: ...yes...yeah, that's it.
You cutely babble in Common: but why? You can still eat it right?
Vash speaks clearly in Common: It...won't be as good...
Ez agrees with Vash.
You nod.
You cutely babble in Common: I think I understand
Vash wipes sweat from his brow.
Vash wipes sweat from his brow.
Vash thinks: . o O { None too soon... }.
You cutely babble in Common: If I have anymore questions I'll ask you, Im
getting tired so...
My, what big teeth you have!
Vash clears his throat.
Vash nods slightly to you.
//-After Triana left, I (Vash) believe it ended somewhere along
these lines. I'll show it as if it's from someone else's point of
view, even though it's just Vash and Ez now.-//
Vash wipes sweat from his brow.
Ez comments muscally in Common: Whew.
Vashniir abruptly stands up.
Vash speaks clearly in Common: That was a bit trying.
Ez comments musically in Common: Tell me about it.
Ez scoops up some snow and puts it down her shirt.
Vash speaks clearly in Common: I...need to go...wash...
Ez giggles.
Vash walks out southeast.
- i think this log is valentines day appropriate :P - Tria
- I thought it could do without most of the OOC stuff, and I added a bit to the end. Hope it's not a problem. - Vash
- At those moments is when I remember why JezZ doesn't wander around public places often - JezZ
- JezZ? Talking about sex? Oy, what a nightmare that would be- Tria