Okay... I don't log everything and it's a waste of time putting up logs for little quotes,
so I thought I'd make a quotes page! Please feel free to add to it, just put a date and who
left the quote!
Hsparks slurs roughly in Common: That hoe just stole my arm! - Eal-Deliah disease problems...
: Hsparks: It wont go up anymore. ((Is this the Sparky quotes page, or what??)) - Ez
(Just a comment... it was about my skills :D) -hsparks
Omen slurs in common language: and... how i have sho many children.
Ezdreli tells Omen in Common: And don't forget the dead girl he tried to use as a hooker...
(WOW... Just ... wow... the topic of naga. :P)
Suddenly Sumak turns to stone.
Sumak doubles over and pukes.
The statue of Sumak crumbles to dust.
You ask Horace in Common: Feel like helping a halfling find his book?
You grin slightly.
Horace hisses in Common: what'zss a book?
You ponder the situation.
You comment musically in Common: Something that tastes bad.
You nod.
: Galmor: -blows kiss at Dekhan- :D
: gotta get my mining up, it's pathetic for a dwarf to have it this low
heh
You start to mine.
_(mining spam)_
: Vuksen: how low?
: 29
You are tired of mining in this area.
You stop mining.
: Vuksen: not THAT bad...
You start to mine.
_(mining spam)_
: only 1 gem so far...and gonna have a hell of a time finding gold when
I need it heh
: Vuksen: for a few days old!
You find a medium-sized malleable ductile yellow metallic gold nugget!
Vuksen chuckles.
: lmfao
You are tired of mining in this area.
You stop mining.
: Vuksen: Thanks Drake!!!
The ragged trousers of the green neuter slime is burning and hurting it.
The green neuter slime drops a pair of ragged trousers.
The ragged trousers of the green neuter slime burnt to ashes.
The club of the green neuter slime is burning and hurting it.
The green neuter slime drops a wooden small club.
The dirty jacket of the green neuter slime is burning and hurting it.
The green neuter slime drops a dirty ragged jacket.
The dirty jacket of the green neuter slime burnt to ashes.
The club of the green neuter slime is burning and hurting it.
The green neuter slime tries to extinguish the club but fails.
The green neuter slime drops a wooden small club (burning).
The dirty jacket of the green neuter slime is burning and hurting it.
The green neuter slime drops a dirty ragged jacket.
The dirty jacket of the green neuter slime burnt to ashes.
The ragged trousers of the green neuter slime is burning and hurting it.
The green neuter slime drops a pair of ragged trousers (burning).
The dirty jacket of the green neuter slime is burning and hurting it.
The green neuter slime died.
The green neuter slime melts to green water.
You snicker.
Hmmmmm.
Tessa looks at Ocee.
Eeks, Tessa stinks like fish!
Eeks, Ocee stinks like fish!
You ask Ocee in Common: Can I get chocolate instead?
You twinkle your eyes.
Ocee ponders the situation.
Ocee looks at the fishwagon.
Ocee says in Common: no chocolate, only fish!
You say gruffly in Common: Instead of hot sex, I mean.
You snicker.
Ocee goes hmmmm.
Ocee says in Common: nah, sex only, no chocolate
You shake your head in disagreement.
You say gruffly in Common: I don't want any then.
Tessa snickers.
: Raptor: *converts to taniel and hides behind Matthias*
: Drake: I wanna spank JezZ's monkey! <----- Note by JezZ: I promise I have never owned a monkey, not even a zombie one, if you don't count Raptor as one, that is. Drake owns me an explanation :P
Note by Drake: Explanations are not forthcoming. Nothing will be explained or documented due to the possibilities of psychoanalysis determining I am insane, or weird.
It's Night.
Here in the middle of a small clearing merge two solid roads. The main road
continues to the southeast towards a large grass plain, and to the
northwest it leads deeper into the surrounding forest. The other road,
basically only a narrow path, starts to the north. To the west begins the
slope of a small hill, which has a ruin on its top. A road sign has been
erected here and a large stone building stands near the roadside.
There are four obvious exits: inn, north, southeast, northwest.
A hole.
Morey is resting here hiding in a hole and Tessa.
Yegerfin storms in from north.
Yegerfin is a stone-faced well-muscled male tshahark.
You see a huge lizard with shimmering green scales, which cover the
huge muscle bulges underneath them. He seems to be extraordinary fast
for his kind. His face is well defined and fits to his crude yet lean
shape. Scars cover his body, being silent witness of countless battles.
He has scars on his nose, left cheek and right cheek.
He has black eyes.
He is very tall and skinny for a tshahark.
He looks pleasant.
He is in good shape.
He is extremely alert.
He is wearing a black belt, a black leather headband, a leather brown left
sandal, a leather brown right sandal, a left warglove, a right warglove and
a white wide kimono.
Yegerfin looks at the hole.
You tell Morey in Common: NOW!
Yegerfin hisses silently in Common: what?
Morey jumps out of the hole screaming.
Morey stands up.
Yegerfin panics and looks for a place to hide.
Morey screams loudly!
Yegerfin storms out southeast.
Yanna hugs you tightly.
Devi screams loudly!
IT TURNS DARK!
A hour later you and Yanna dress again.
I am soooo evil. :P
Err..ehem, can't you realize what that is?. It's a pile of shit, a fresh
pile of shit!
Iza looks at the debris.
Iza looks at the waste.
Stilgar looks at the waste.
Rith looks at the debris.
Rith looks at the waste.
Stilgar thoughtfully tastes the waste.
Stilgar sings in Boreal: It's laik
Stilgar sings in Common: Not even a day old
Iza doubles over and pukes.
Rith shudders.
Iza cleans his shoes on the side.
10-7-05 - Tessa
Ezdreli's secret night life revealed. :P
Ezdreli comments musically in Common: I made barely enough to pay for getting my balls out of my locker and putting them back in. 29-11-05 - Lirynel
ghost of Darquan says in Common: I have wandered long without knowing I was dead. 24-12-05 - Ez
Trith hisses in Common: I am a zssekssual fiend. 2-3-06 - Ez (Wow, first of the new year)
: Axstream chats: i want to lick your nugget
7-5-06 - Ez (Sorry Brand, I couldn't resist. :P)
Brand lays you back, and slowly, patiently.
You emote: Ezdreli waits breathlessly to find out what the verb is. 06-24-06 - Malystryx Blizt rams his armoured knee violently into the suit of armour's groin.
The suit of armour's eyes roll back as he drops to his knees holding his groin in agony.
07-09-06 - Triana
: Shalun chats: One of your earliest memories as a druid.
Eating a number of the most potent poison herb in the game, where
the number is more than you can count, in front of your teacher.
07-10-06 - Ez
Blizt grumbles in Common: I be seXXXy
07-21-06 - Taynan
: Vash chats: come on, JezZ is just a big teddy bear ICly.
08-05-06 - Malystryx
Blizt pats his big stick.
10-8-06 - Triana
Maly rasps dryly in Common: nah, not sink can, Malyzsstrykss part ninja, hard keep balance on.
Maly attempts to do a leap attack, but fumbles and falls to the ground.
11-15-06 - Malystryx
Trith rams his armoured knee into the frozen bandaged male mummy's groin.
The frozen bandaged male mummy throws up pieces of his last meal.
: Trith chats: last meal, that must have been long ago
11-16-06 - Triana
Rex lets out a loud giggle, like the Pilsberry dope boy.
sometime in November 2006 - Tatiana
Taynan asks in Common: Please?!?
Axstream curses in Common: well...while yer down there, go ahead an
kiss t
Taynan shakes his head in disagreement.
: Axstream chats: er...wasnt meant to be so dirty
: Axstream chats: :(
Note: Axstream was referring to his foot, which he asked Taynan to kiss
jokingly earlier. But coming in on this part of the situation sounded
rather awkward. ;)
Feb 1, 2007 - Kaspars The medium snow-white neuter troll died.
The hunchbacked old male halfling strolls in from west.
The hunchbacked old male halfling mentions in Common: Ah, nice stuff to sell.
The hunchbacked old male halfling smiles.
The hunchbacked old male halfling picks up a a corpse of a medium snow-white neuter troll and puts it away.
The hunchbacked old male halfling stolls out east.
//Errr .. wrong direction, I believe, the only place where you could try to sell this corpse lies to the west from here..
//other guys could misunderstand you!
eat mushrooms
You feel like you have explored an important part of the world.
You eat many yellow big mushrooms.
//Yes, those mushrooms could show you the world from completely different angle
Feb 2, 1007- Rex
: Axstream chats: im wondering when this obvious romantical
subtext between rex and axstream will manifest to the point where rex has to
come to terms with his sexual identity as well as his vow of chastity...will
true love win or will his word remain his bond? next time on...the strange
and the bizarre world of geas.
02-09-2006 - Tessa
Why clerics should never mend broken arms/hands around others:
XeXo moans slightly and then smiles with relief.
XeXo wears a runic ring on his right finger.
XeXo wears a gauntlets on his left hand and right hand.
01-04-2006 - Sairina Naga croaks in Common: An elf may live long enough to recognize his destination is right where he started.
You say in Common: I do hope it's not.
Ralph asks you in Common: You didnt like Shannara's inn either?
Ralph grins. 2007.11.07 - Eirikeld
on the streets of Arborea
Raggles asks Atimus in Common: All is well with Asral's chosen?
You chuckle.
Atimus goes hmmmm.
Atimus doubles over and pukes.
Raggles nods understandingly.
Atimus wipes his mouth off.
You chuckle.
You say in Common: Is that a no?
2007.12.21 - Andy
Naga pats the furry gray neuter mule on the head.
The furry gray neuter mule stomps with its hooves.
Naga croaks in Boreal: Mulesworth will help me with my work.
You emote: Andreati stares at Naga in awe-struck silence.
You say in Boreal: You named it...mulesworth?
Naga croaks in Boreal: My heart was set on "Mister Mulesworth" when I first laid eyes, yet inspection proved otherwise.
Naga grasps at the furry gray neuter mule's loins.
Naga croaks in Boreal: Eh?
You emote: Andreati bursts out laughing loudly.
2008.02.18 - Malys
Rex tells you in Common: Is you and lumi only sisters in Crusade right now?
Rex whistles.
Luminier tells Rex in Common: One more girl joke and Ill make you a girl.
Rex tells Luminier in Common: No think strong enough cut through that tree trunk.
Silly, but it still managed to make me laugh. -- SurdZ - 06 Mar 2008
You travel a very short distance up the tree.
This is the top of a cherry-tree.
You should have a look around. Maybe you can pick a fruit or two.
A smelly black-haired male orc (arrested).
-- KerLorin 26.Apr.2008 -- KrulUd - 26 Apr 2008
The young male deer stalks in from west.
Yanna tells the young male deer in Common: Hello sailor!
The young male deer stalks west.
Yanna smiles sexily.
The young male deer stalks in from west.
The young male deer stalks west.
// uh huh...unlimited services and an unsure customer...
The small sandbrown male mole fumbles the attack and falls down to the ground.
The small sandbrown male mole fumbles the attack and hurts itself. The small sandbrown male mole sits up. The small sandbrown male mole comes to its feet. The small sandbrown male mole is ready to fight again. The small sandbrown male mole fumbles and fails to attack.
The small sandbrown male mole fumbles the attack and falls down to the ground. I kind of felt sorry for it. 12/24/08 - Tessa You think you successfully palmed a corpse of a small stinking male goblin. // Trying to mentally picture this scenario made me laugh.
so I thought I'd make a quotes page! Please feel free to add to it, just put a date and who
left the quote!
- 05/02/05 - Omen
Hsparks slurs roughly in Common: That hoe just stole my arm! - Eal-Deliah disease problems...
- later that day - Ez
(Just a comment... it was about my skills :D) -hsparks
- 02/08/05 - Hsparks
Omen slurs in common language: and... how i have sho many children.
Ezdreli tells Omen in Common: And don't forget the dead girl he tried to use as a hooker...
(WOW... Just ... wow... the topic of naga. :P)
- 02-12-05 - Ez
Suddenly Sumak turns to stone.
Sumak doubles over and pukes.
The statue of Sumak crumbles to dust.
- 03-06-05 - Ez
You ask Horace in Common: Feel like helping a halfling find his book?
You grin slightly.
Horace hisses in Common: what'zss a book?
You ponder the situation.
You comment musically in Common: Something that tastes bad.
You nod.
- 15/03/05 - Dekhan - This was totally random so...
- 03-20-05 - Kortha - Drake becomes our good luck god
You start to mine.
_(mining spam)_
You are tired of mining in this area.
You stop mining.
You start to mine.
_(mining spam)_
You find a medium-sized malleable ductile yellow metallic gold nugget!
Vuksen chuckles.
You are tired of mining in this area.
You stop mining.
- 03-23-05 - Kortha - the trouble with fire
The ragged trousers of the green neuter slime is burning and hurting it.
The green neuter slime drops a pair of ragged trousers.
The ragged trousers of the green neuter slime burnt to ashes.
The club of the green neuter slime is burning and hurting it.
The green neuter slime drops a wooden small club.
The dirty jacket of the green neuter slime is burning and hurting it.
The green neuter slime drops a dirty ragged jacket.
The dirty jacket of the green neuter slime burnt to ashes.
The club of the green neuter slime is burning and hurting it.
The green neuter slime tries to extinguish the club but fails.
The green neuter slime drops a wooden small club (burning).
The dirty jacket of the green neuter slime is burning and hurting it.
The green neuter slime drops a dirty ragged jacket.
The dirty jacket of the green neuter slime burnt to ashes.
The ragged trousers of the green neuter slime is burning and hurting it.
The green neuter slime drops a pair of ragged trousers (burning).
The dirty jacket of the green neuter slime is burning and hurting it.
The green neuter slime died.
The green neuter slime melts to green water.
- 04-03-05 - Kortha - sex and candy
You snicker.
Hmmmmm.
Tessa looks at Ocee.
Eeks, Tessa stinks like fish!
Eeks, Ocee stinks like fish!
You ask Ocee in Common: Can I get chocolate instead?
You twinkle your eyes.
Ocee ponders the situation.
Ocee looks at the fishwagon.
Ocee says in Common: no chocolate, only fish!
You say gruffly in Common: Instead of hot sex, I mean.
You snicker.
Ocee goes hmmmm.
Ocee says in Common: nah, sex only, no chocolate
You shake your head in disagreement.
You say gruffly in Common: I don't want any then.
Tessa snickers.
- 04-09-05 - Kortha
- 04-16-05 - Kortha
- 05-14-05 - Kortha
- 06-14-05 - Kortha
Note by Drake: Explanations are not forthcoming. Nothing will be explained or documented due to the possibilities of psychoanalysis determining I am insane, or weird.
- 06-15-05 - Kortha
- 06-16-05 - Nogem
- 07-21-05 - Hsparks
It's Night.
Here in the middle of a small clearing merge two solid roads. The main road
continues to the southeast towards a large grass plain, and to the
northwest it leads deeper into the surrounding forest. The other road,
basically only a narrow path, starts to the north. To the west begins the
slope of a small hill, which has a ruin on its top. A road sign has been
erected here and a large stone building stands near the roadside.
There are four obvious exits: inn, north, southeast, northwest.
A hole.
Morey is resting here hiding in a hole and Tessa.
Yegerfin storms in from north.
Yegerfin is a stone-faced well-muscled male tshahark.
You see a huge lizard with shimmering green scales, which cover the
huge muscle bulges underneath them. He seems to be extraordinary fast
for his kind. His face is well defined and fits to his crude yet lean
shape. Scars cover his body, being silent witness of countless battles.
He has scars on his nose, left cheek and right cheek.
He has black eyes.
He is very tall and skinny for a tshahark.
He looks pleasant.
He is in good shape.
He is extremely alert.
He is wearing a black belt, a black leather headband, a leather brown left
sandal, a leather brown right sandal, a left warglove, a right warglove and
a white wide kimono.
Yegerfin looks at the hole.
You tell Morey in Common: NOW!
Yegerfin hisses silently in Common: what?
Morey jumps out of the hole screaming.
Morey stands up.
Yegerfin panics and looks for a place to hide.
Morey screams loudly!
Yegerfin storms out southeast.
- 7-29-05 - Hsparks
Yanna hugs you tightly.
Devi screams loudly!
IT TURNS DARK!
- CENSORED *
A hour later you and Yanna dress again.
I am soooo evil. :P
- 8-14-05 - Tessa
- 8-22-05 - Nogem
Err..ehem, can't you realize what that is?. It's a pile of shit, a fresh
pile of shit!
Iza looks at the debris.
Iza looks at the waste.
Stilgar looks at the waste.
Rith looks at the debris.
Rith looks at the waste.
Stilgar thoughtfully tastes the waste.
Stilgar sings in Boreal: It's laik
Stilgar sings in Common: Not even a day old
Iza doubles over and pukes.
Rith shudders.
Iza cleans his shoes on the side.
10-7-05 - Tessa
Ezdreli's secret night life revealed. :P
Ezdreli comments musically in Common: I made barely enough to pay for getting my balls out of my locker and putting them back in. 29-11-05 - Lirynel
ghost of Darquan says in Common: I have wandered long without knowing I was dead. 24-12-05 - Ez
Trith hisses in Common: I am a zssekssual fiend. 2-3-06 - Ez (Wow, first of the new year)
Brand lays you back, and slowly, patiently.
You emote: Ezdreli waits breathlessly to find out what the verb is. 06-24-06 - Malystryx Blizt rams his armoured knee violently into the suit of armour's groin.
The suit of armour's eyes roll back as he drops to his knees holding his groin in agony.
07-09-06 - Triana
Eating a number of the most potent poison herb in the game, where
the number is more than you can count, in front of your teacher.
07-10-06 - Ez
Blizt grumbles in Common: I be seXXXy
07-21-06 - Taynan
08-05-06 - Malystryx
Blizt pats his big stick.
10-8-06 - Triana
Maly rasps dryly in Common: nah, not sink can, Malyzsstrykss part ninja, hard keep balance on.
Maly attempts to do a leap attack, but fumbles and falls to the ground.
11-15-06 - Malystryx
Trith rams his armoured knee into the frozen bandaged male mummy's groin.
The frozen bandaged male mummy throws up pieces of his last meal.
11-16-06 - Triana
Rex lets out a loud giggle, like the Pilsberry dope boy.
sometime in November 2006 - Tatiana
The grisly darkelf with a blood-red mask gracefully enters from northwestdown. The grisly darkelf with a blood-red mask sings in Quenya: The beauty of all things doth appear.Adorable! Though she'd have made a better entrance with this one:
The grisly darkelf with a blood-red mask gracefully enters from northwestdown. The grisly darkelf with a blood-red mask sings in Quenya: If you go down into the woods today be sure of a big surprise.Jan 6, 2007 - Tessa Taynan begs on his knees in front of Axstream.
Taynan asks in Common: Please?!?
Axstream curses in Common: well...while yer down there, go ahead an
kiss t
Taynan shakes his head in disagreement.
Note: Axstream was referring to his foot, which he asked Taynan to kiss
jokingly earlier. But coming in on this part of the situation sounded
rather awkward. ;)
Feb 1, 2007 - Kaspars The medium snow-white neuter troll died.
The hunchbacked old male halfling strolls in from west.
The hunchbacked old male halfling mentions in Common: Ah, nice stuff to sell.
The hunchbacked old male halfling smiles.
The hunchbacked old male halfling picks up a a corpse of a medium snow-white neuter troll and puts it away.
The hunchbacked old male halfling stolls out east.
//Errr .. wrong direction, I believe, the only place where you could try to sell this corpse lies to the west from here..
//other guys could misunderstand you!
eat mushrooms
You feel like you have explored an important part of the world.
You eat many yellow big mushrooms.
//Yes, those mushrooms could show you the world from completely different angle
Feb 2, 1007- Rex
XeXo wears a runic ring on his right finger.
XeXo wears a gauntlets on his left hand and right hand.
01-04-2006 - Sairina Naga croaks in Common: An elf may live long enough to recognize his destination is right where he started.
You say in Common: I do hope it's not.
Ralph asks you in Common: You didnt like Shannara's inn either?
Ralph grins. 2007.11.07 - Eirikeld
on the streets of Arborea
Raggles asks Atimus in Common: All is well with Asral's chosen?
You chuckle.
Atimus goes hmmmm.
Atimus doubles over and pukes.
Raggles nods understandingly.
Atimus wipes his mouth off.
You chuckle.
You say in Common: Is that a no?
2007.12.21 - Andy
Naga pats the furry gray neuter mule on the head.
The furry gray neuter mule stomps with its hooves.
Naga croaks in Boreal: Mulesworth will help me with my work.
You emote: Andreati stares at Naga in awe-struck silence.
You say in Boreal: You named it...mulesworth?
Naga croaks in Boreal: My heart was set on "Mister Mulesworth" when I first laid eyes, yet inspection proved otherwise.
Naga grasps at the furry gray neuter mule's loins.
Naga croaks in Boreal: Eh?
You emote: Andreati bursts out laughing loudly.
2008.02.18 - Malys
Rex tells you in Common: Is you and lumi only sisters in Crusade right now?
Rex whistles.
Luminier tells Rex in Common: One more girl joke and Ill make you a girl.
Rex tells Luminier in Common: No think strong enough cut through that tree trunk.
Silly, but it still managed to make me laugh. -- SurdZ - 06 Mar 2008
A Guardroom. This is the former workroom. Now it is used as a guardroom. Unfinished benches, stools and tables flood the corners of this place. A door is leading southwest to the entrance. Many tools are spread across the floor. Some broken wooden planks are the only working materials that are left here. There is one obvious exit: southwest. Two mad annoyed corpses.Good thing they're not animated, then I'd be in trouble. //Surdz // While sight seeing in the Elvandar forest....
You travel a very short distance up the tree.
This is the top of a cherry-tree.
You should have a look around. Maybe you can pick a fruit or two.
A smelly black-haired male orc (arrested).
-- KerLorin 26.Apr.2008 -- KrulUd - 26 Apr 2008
You find a normal-sized flat pebble! And you continue to mine... You stop mining. You puke on your shoes. *** You improved your "mining" skill! *** You start to mine.And that's how it's done, dwarven style 2008.05.06 - Aragog
The young male deer stalks in from west.
Yanna tells the young male deer in Common: Hello sailor!
The young male deer stalks west.
Yanna smiles sexily.
The young male deer stalks in from west.
The young male deer stalks west.
// uh huh...unlimited services and an unsure customer...
Xvart[dwarf] grumbles in Khuzdul: How drir Khel megl khel? buy cooked rat You eat a cooked rat with ketchup. You puke on your shoes.A sensible reaction to dwarven cuisine -- EirikEld - 01 Jun 2008 June 28th, 2008 - Malys The small sandbrown male mole fumbles and fails to attack.
The small sandbrown male mole fumbles the attack and falls down to the ground.
The small sandbrown male mole fumbles the attack and hurts itself. The small sandbrown male mole sits up. The small sandbrown male mole comes to its feet. The small sandbrown male mole is ready to fight again. The small sandbrown male mole fumbles and fails to attack.
The small sandbrown male mole fumbles the attack and falls down to the ground. I kind of felt sorry for it. 12/24/08 - Tessa You think you successfully palmed a corpse of a small stinking male goblin. // Trying to mentally picture this scenario made me laugh.
Topic revision: r14 - 2008-12-24 - TessaMoonglade
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