Sparky's GEAS happy funtime page!

If you're reading this you've got alot of free time. :)

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You are an ageless long-legged male elf, presenting yourself as:
Ranger Hsparks, sharpshooter and flirt artist.
You have scars on your nose, left cheek and right cheek.
You have blue eyes.
You have long silver hair.
You are of normal height and skinny for an elf.
You look like the image of perfection.
You are in good shape.
You are extremely alert.

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Achievements:
Ranger
Skald
Made a total arse of myself as a newbie. Oh wait... still working on that one. ;)


Kills:
Galmor in a very... awkward fight.
Omen on an... accidental "shoot arrow at omen" instead of "shoot arrow at troll" sorry Omes. :P


Deaths:
Wow, alot. Uhm... ones I can remember...
Killed by two werewolves.
Killed by vampire
Killed by Maro by request... (cough)
Killed by Mr. Templar Dwarf Man... (Forgot name)
Killed by Goblins (x2)
Killed by orcs (x1)
Killed in Ironhold by a gnoll
Killed by upper room in nibbler hut (x2)
Killed by Mantis queen! (feels shamed)
Killed by JezZ for saying Sathonys
Killed by Taurok for forgetting I was trying to hunt him and running off to kill skeletons. :D
If I remember anymore I'll be sure to tell you guys! :P

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Crazy Geas Randomness!


Skald and I found this one out when messing around with Alfonso! May I remind you all that none of this was editted in any way, it's a direct cut and paste. :P

You ask Antoine in Common: flower dildos
Antoine grumbles in Common: Red or pink ones I like most.
Antoine grumbles in Common: As bright as possible, if you don't mind.
Antoine grumbles in Common: Maybe Losendo still has some left.

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Comments Here:

Somehow I allways knew you like ''flower dildos IRL too'' - ;) Rap

Hmm, I guess kissing someone and getting whacked upside the head for it now counts as a relationship. :P -Ez

Why not? If he was a masochist it'd be like a return kiss! -Hsparks