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When you ask a dwarf for a shave, be careful what you get...

You ask Antoine in Common: clean shaven

You are a well-tanned inquisitive male half-elf, presenting yourself as:
Kerlorin the herbalist.
Dancing green eyes, the shade of summer leaves, take in the world around
him. Sun streaked copper hair cascades down his back, bound only at the
nape of his neck with a green reed. A couple scars on his forehead mar the
otherwise smooth, well tanned skin of this lean half-elf.
You have scars on your forehead.
You have green eyes.
You have long copper hair and a extremely short copper beard.
You are of normal height and lean for a half-elf.
You look wonderful.
You are in good shape.
You are extremely alert.
You are wearing Druid stuff
You are resting.

Antoine grumbles in Common: Very well, clean shaven.
Antoine grumbles in Common: I'll start right now.
Antoine starts to cut your beard.
Antoine cuts a bit from your beard.
Antoine goes hmmmm.
Antoine cuts a bit more from your beard.
Antoine looks at your beard.
Antoine soaps your beard.
Antoine starts to shave your remaining beard.
Antoine smiles thoughtfully.
Antoine nearly finished shaving your beard.
Antoine finished the work on your beard.
Antoine unwields a hand axe.

And just in case you thought that was a fluke... Just a month or so later, our druid goes back again...

You ask Antoine in Common: clean shaven

Antoine grumbles in Common: Very well, clean shaven.
Antoine grumbles in Common: I'll start right now.
Antoine starts to cut your beard.
Antoine cuts a bit from your beard.
Antoine goes hmmmm.
Antoine cuts a bit more from your beard.
Antoine looks at your beard.
Antoine soaps your beard.
Antoine starts to shave your remaining beard.
Antoine smiles thoughtfully.
Antoine nearly finished shaving your beard.
Antoine finished the work on your beard.
Antoine unwields a hand axe.
Antoine unwields a hand axe.

-- KerLorin - 20 May 2008

Another thought just occurred to me.... maybe axe wielding, psychopathic dwarven barbers is why they never shave.... -- KerLorin - 25 May 2008

Topic revision: r2 - 2008-05-25 - KerLorin
 
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