The Dwarf Song

Ooooooh...
Once I 'eard Tombar
Drank more 'an Stromgar
An' Stromgar 'it 'em
as 'ard as 'e could

An' poor ol' Tombar
'e yanked right at Stromgar
Aimed dead for the beard
Like no good dwarf should

So up came Stromgar
jumped straight at Tombar
An' Tombar still yankin'
dropped right where 'e stood

But don't count out Tombar
'e's drunker 'an Stromgar
Laughin' an' grinnin'
Oh that can't be good

An' that's the way it goes
An' that's the way it shows
When yer drunk an' yer brawlin'
Bleedin' out yer nose

An' that's the way it goes
The whole world's yer foe
Don't too much matter
So long as beer flows

Ooooh...
In walked ol' Bromtar
An' looked at ol' Tombar
Sittin' there grinnin'
as 'ard as 'e could

Glanced 'round at Stromgar,
Grumblin' 'bout Tombar,
Huffin' an' puffin'
Like no good dwarf should

So good ol' Bromtar
Shouted at Stromgar
"Drink for yer honour!
Ya gotta make good"

Right up came Stromgar
Ready for Tombar
Drank five pints an' ten
His honour still stood

An' that's the way it goes
An' that's the way it shows
When yer drunk an' yer grinnin'
Don't worry 'bout no woes

An' that's they way it goes
Yer jumpin' out your clothes
When yer drunk an' yer singin'
So long as beer flows

-- DeVi - 24 Feb 2008

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