Drake is a youthful well-muscled male tornado wizard, he is also the Domain Lord of Giat.

Ok, I admit it, I'm a verified freak. For confirmation, just ask Abharsair (or about any other wizard for that matter).

I was voted weirdest and wackiest wiz in 2004, and despite GeNeSis's claims otherwise, there was no tie! I won outright, but conceded a draw simply so he wouldn't cry all over the place or something like that.

There's been a few choice comments from wizards about me, some of which I'll paste here for you.

    [[Jotun]]: Drake: and kiss is too close to the kill command
  [[Trolloc]]: Yeah, kiss blib maybe?
    [[Drake]]: Yeah, thats what I mean, it's soooo dangerous
 [[Prometeo]]: After I fixed Oxes ( they had megasuperdoped str)...
 [[Prometeo]]: Drake: awww, no more super ox?
    [[Jotun]]: Drake screams "I Love Jotun!!!!!"
    [[Drake]]: I swear, I was under the influence of alcohol at the time!! Seriously!
  [[Trolloc]]: Drake: where is everyone!! it's saturday morning! what? everyone suddenly found a life and went out on a friday night?
     [[Saki]]: @Drake: I wanna be a bananna!!
     [[Saki]]: Small banana arrives in a puff of smoke.
     [[Saki]]: Small banana growls.
[[Abharsair]]: After seeing Drake snuggling up to Horwitz: Chara .oO{ this mud slowly turns into GaysRUs }.
     [[Saki]]: Abharsair tells Drake in Common: If you soil my workroom I'll make a (edited) npc follow you everywhere around.
     [[Saki]]: Drake howls in Common: ok, I be good!!
[[Abharsair]]: Muzharab preaches in Common: I like S&M. Even when I am sober.
[[Abharsair]]: Drake spanks Muzharab.
[[Abharsair]]: Muzharab preaches in Common: Whee!
    [[Chara]]: Preach it, brother!
[[Abharsair]]: Drake tells Muzharab in Common: Sorry, I can't spank you here, Abh was blind for 3 days last time.
[[Abharsair]]: Muzharab asks Drake in Common: Please?
[[Abharsair]]: Muzharab asks Drake in Common: Pretty please?
[[Abharsair]]: Drake howls in Common: oh, ok
[[Abharsair]]: Drake spanks Muzharab.
[[Abharsair]]: Muzharab preaches in Common: Whee!
    [[Chara]]: Drake tells Muzharab in Common: Nah, no more spnaking.
    [[Chara]]: Muzharab sighs deeply.
    [[Chara]]: Muzharab looks at Drake sadly.
    [[Chara]]: Drake tells Muzharab in Common: You can have an extra special spanking in my workroom later.
    [[Chara]]: Drake howls in Common: seven inches, all gone, only got a tiny little ponytail left
    [[Chara]]: Don't ask me what these guys do in their spare time....
    [[Chara]]: Drake howls in Common: ass clonism
    [[Chara]]: You say in Common: Ass clonism?
    [[Chara]]: You say in Common: No, I don't wanna know.
[[Abharsair]]: Drake: welcome to the S&M dungeon! we gots fun and gaaaaaaaaaaamezez
[[Abharsair]]: Drake fetches something from another dimension.
[[Abharsair]]: Boar shivers.
[[Abharsair]]: Drake removes a highlander kilt.
[[Abharsair]]: Drake says in Common: friggin tree huggers
[[Abharsair]]: You emote: Abharsair covers his eyes with his hands and doesn't want to see what Drake is going to do to the boar.
    [[Chara]]: Drake smacks his lips.
    [[Chara]]: Drake gives (Horwitz) a deep and passionate kiss. It seems to take forever...Sexy, eh?
    [[Chara]]: Yes, true feelings must out, sooner or later...
    [[Chara]]: Drake says in Common: er, don't finger drake
    [[Chara]]: Drake says in Common: ever

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Projects

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1. Currently re-structuring the Giat domain. (Underground completed, the rest will be completed ASAP)
2. Come up with some workable and interesting additions to Giat. (All ideas greatfully acepted and considered, a number of projects to be worked on once the domain is re-structured)
3. Assisting Abharsair with a few projects. (Working on a number of things, and throwing out weirdness to keep him on his toes)
4. Training my new slave Chath.
5. Recovering from going nuts in 2004. (An ongoing struggle of sizeable proportions)
6. Being weird and freaky more often. (It comes natural)
7. Tying Yegerfin's tail in an intricate knot. (If I could only catch him)
8. Sing a duet with Horwitz at MUD party about how Abharsair lights up our lives. (Just for the photo of him vomiting)

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Special moments

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You howl in Common: it would take a programmer to think like that, and I ain't one
You spin the propeller on your hat! Wheeeeeee!!

You howl in Common: did you all know that 1 square light year = 89,505,412,000,000,016,384,976,248,872.9505412e+28 hectares?
Abharsair says in Common: No, we didn't. Well, I didn't. Does that help me now with my ranting?
You howl in Common: I'm sure you could come up with some use for it
You howl in Common: it is a big number afterall
You howl in Common: it should be useful for something
Abharsair ponders the situation.

Hmmmmm.
You howl in Common: how to explain a pash....
You howl in Common: ahh, I know
You give (Horwitz) a REAL kiss..it takes a long time..
You howl in Common: that
Abharsair shivers.
Abharsair says in Common: AAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH
Abharsair tells Chara in Common: Zap him!
You snicker.
Chara doubles over and pukes.
Chara says in Common: I think I still have a nuke somewhere...
Chara rummages through her pockets.
Abharsair stumbles around blinded.
Chara says in Common: I don't think I can bear to even comment that
You grin.
Muzharab looks at Horwitz jealously.

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Bonus features

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Here's a drawing of him. (Sorry, I can't do cows. Err, that sounded wrong. O.o) -Kor

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Put your comments here - And don't forget your name so I can come beat you up later (or hump your leg.....)

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Better get rid of those cows before you try to hump my leg. I wanna make sure it's actually YOU doing it. :P -po Ez

   * *puts leg armour on** 00...... -Keliry

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