Contents:
Fishes' Fight
The Boar Song
The Brawl
To End Us

Fishes' Fight

This song makes practically no sense, but it's written for halflings everywhere. It's the basis of some sort of fish liberation movement.

The rain falls hard with pike's sad wail
The rivers bend with kick o' salmon's tail
The leaves swirl 'round with carp's dead swears
The grasses freeze with shark's death glare

They're all around us, every day
They're in the sea, they're in the fray
The fishes fight for their stolen lands
The fishes bite the fishers' hands

The ocean stirs with whale's proud yawn
The mountains rise with streams of prawn
The arctic cracks with herring's swish
The desert cries for it has no fish

And the seabass dives so deep 
And the marlin flies with leaps
And through all the pain and toil
They'll escape the cooking oil

The halflings cry as their fish do die
The halflings cry as their fish do fry
The onion drops into waiting pan
As fishes fight for their stolen lands

They're all around us, every day
They're in the sea, they're in the fray
The fishes fight for their stolen lands
The fishes bite the fishers' hands

The Boar Song

Originally titled "Would you like to be my boar?" An original performance with accompaniment by Ramandu: TheBoarSong

Oh boar, you're good, 
and boar, you're great
I'm only happy
when you fill my plate

And boar, you're fine, 
and boar, you're swell
I'd chase you, boar, 
through the depths of hell

So would you like 
to be my boar, boar?
I promise you 
I'll be hungry no more, boar

So would you like to be my boar?
I'd eat you all the time
I'll write for you a song, boar,
I'll even make it rhyme

'Cause me like boar,
Boar-boar-boar-b-boar
Me'd eat you everyday
Just gimme s'more

An' me like boar,
Boar-boar-boar-b-boar
If me had to buy you,
Me'd be a poor frog, for sure

An' me love boar,
Boar-boar-boar-b-boar
Not as much as rangers
They all wanna score

An' me want boar,
Boar-boar-boar-b-boar
All my friends know it
Me is boar fan, hardcore

An' me chase boar
Boar-boar-boar-b-boar
You run from me zsscreaming,
Fear my tshahark death-roar!

An' me eat boar,
Boar-boar-boar-b-boar
Them folks who eat veggies,
Them folks me abhor

An' me bite boar,
Boar-boar-boar-b-boar
You sing when me does it
You're a regular ten-or

An' me want more
Boar-boar-boar-b-boar
Me even hungries now,
More hungries than before

So me chase more boar,
Boar-boar-boar-b-boar
Me gotta go find some,
Roam the boar-filled outdoors

'Cause me like boar!
Boar-boar-boar-b-boar!
Me'd eat you everyday
Just gimme s'more

'Cause me like boar!
Boar-boar-boar-b-boar!
Me'd eat you everyday
Just gimme s'more

Gimme a boar!
Gimme lots more!

The Dwarven Brawl

An old drinking song.

Ooooooh...
Once I 'eard Tombar
Drank more 'an Stromgar
An' Stromgar 'it 'em
as 'ard as 'e could

An' poor ol' Tombar
'e yanked right at Stromgar
Aimed dead for the beard
Like no good dwarf should

So up came Stromgar
jumped straight at Tombar
An' Tombar still yankin'
dropped right where 'e stood

But don't count out Tombar
'e's drunker 'an Stromgar
Laughin' an' grinnin'
Oh that can't be good

An' that's the way it goes
An' that's the way it shows
When yer drunk an' yer brawlin'
Bleedin' out yer nose

An' that's the way it goes
The whole world's yer foe
Don't too much matter
So long as beer flows

Ooooh...
In walked ol' Bromtar
An' looked at ol' Tombar
Sittin' there grinnin'
as 'ard as 'e could

Glanced 'round at Stromgar,
Grumblin' 'bout Tombar,
Huffin' an' puffin'
Like no good dwarf should

So good ol' Bromtar
Shouted at Stromgar
"Drink for yer honour!
Ya gotta make good"

Right up came Stromgar
Ready for Tombar
Drank five pints an' ten
His honour still stood

An' that's the way it goes
An' that's the way it shows
When yer drunk an' yer drinkin'
Don't worry 'bout no woes

An' that's they way it goes
Yer jumpin' out your clothes
When yer drunk an' yer singin'
So long as beer flows

To End Us

To the tune of 'Johnny I hardly knew ye' (if not clear by the hurroo's). A silly human and his bride run from insects.

While running through the woods that day, hurroo, hurroo
While running past the inn that day, hurroo, hurroo
While running 'side my bride that day
The clouds they cried and turned to grey
A priest outside began to pray
Oh they're coming for to end us

No place is safe, no time to cry, hurroo, hurroo
No place is safe, no time to cry, hurroo, hurroo
No time to hide, no time to cry
A tide of death and no land dry
My dear, my dear, my lovely bride
Oh they're coming for to end us

My love, my love, my sweetest dear, hurroo, hurroo
My love my love, my sweetest dear, hurroo, hurroo
Give ear, give ear, my sweetest dear
And dry your tears, no time to fear
You must not fear those things you hear
They're not coming for to end us

Not screams the screams, but lullabies, hurroo, hurroo
Not screams the screams, but lullabies, hurroo, hurroo
Just dreams, just dreams, and lullabies
They don't want blood but star-filled skies
And in the morn we'll wake and rise
They're not coming for to end us

They've found us now, no need to run, hurroo, hurroo
They've found us now, no need to run, hurroo, hurroo
Let's sit us down, no need to run
It's just a bug, my lovely one
My love, my love, no please don't run
They're not coming for to end us

A crimson claw, a flash of red, hurroo, hurroo
A crimson claw, and no more head, hurroo, hurroo
So freshly wed, so freshly bled
Goodnight my love, I'm hardly dead
For in the morn I'll wake from bed
No, they're not coming for to end us